When she’s mad and stomping around, you know she’s really “flaring up.”
If she’s angry after dinner, does that mean she’s having a “meltdown” for dessert?
When she loses a game, is it called “throwing a pouty”?
An angry little girl doesn’t need a microphone, she is the microphone!”
Going to bed without a bed time story, is it a “tale of whoa”?
If she’s cranky because she wants a snack, is she experiencing “pre-tzeltal” stress?
When toys don’t cooperate, is it “doll-drum” drama?
What’s a “fit” about a fit? When she doesn’t like her outfit.
When do you get a “storm brewing” indoors? When she wants to go outside and play but can’t.
It’s like magic. What is? The way she can go from happy to angry so fast.
Cute Jokes About Little Girls Getting Mad
Why did the angry little girl bring a ladder to school? She heard the high grades were up top and she was determined to get them!
What do you call an angry little girl refusing to play the piano? A minor in a major tantrum.
How does an angry little girl fix a broken toy? With a screwdriver and a lot of screwy faces.
Why was the little girl mad at her sandwich? Because it was all bread and no play!
What’s an angry little girl’s favorite game? “Guess why I’m mad now!”
Why did she glare at her coloring book? Because it was colored out of line!
How do you know if a little girl is silently angry? When she says she’s fine yet her face is turning red.
What did the little girl say to her annoying brother? “Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you’ll find a brain back there!”
Why did the angry little girl sit on her sister’s hat? Because she wanted to “cap” off the argument!
What’s an angry little girl’s favorite math problem? Subtracting her brother from the room!
Why did the little girl write her homework in all caps? Because she wanted her answers to shout back at the teacher!
Why was the little girl mad at her teddy bear? For being late to the tea party.
How does an angry little girl play hide and seek? She doesn’t hide; she seeks revenge!
What did the little girl say when her brother ate all the cereal? “You’re going to hear from my lawyer!”
How does an angry little girl tie her shoes? With “knots” of frustration!
Why did the little girl give her brother a quarter? So he could use a payphone and call someone who cares!
Hope these bring a smile or a groan, depending on your mood!
More Puns for the Angry Little Girl Drama
“I’m running away! This is an outrage!”
“I don’t care if I’m cute when I’m mad!”
“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
“Serving attitude hotter than the playground slide in summer.”
“Sugar, spice, sometimes I don’t want to be nice.”
“I’m the reason we have rules, apparently.”
“I’m so mad I could explode!”
“Mom left me in charge.”
“Hold on, let me overreact real quick.”
“I don’t throw tantrums. I scream until I get my way!”
“I’ll be in my room. No grown-ups allowed.”
“I’m not mad.”
“Yes, I’m still talking. No, I’m not done yet.”
“I’ve got a PhD in pouting and a master’s in eye-rolling.”
“Leading the rebellion one bedtime fight at a time.”
“My patience is shorter than I am. Imagine that.”
“Not all princesses behave. Some wear their crown tilted.”
