Youre mama is so fat, when she wears yellow, people say “Hi, school bus!”
Youre mama is so fat, when she walks down the street, people say “Look, the Leaning Tower of Pisa!”
Yo mamma is so fat, when she sits on the beach, she’s a total eclipse.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she goes to an amusement park, she gets charged for two people on the rollercoaster.
You momma is so fat, when she visits the Grand Canyon, she takes a left turn and ends up in Mexico.
Your mommas is so fat, her favorite Disney movie is “The Lion King” because it’s the only thing she can see from her house.
Youre mama is so fat, she has her own zip code.
Your mom is so fat, she has to buy two plane tickets just to fly.
Yo mamma is so fat, she can’t even fit in the realm of possibility.
Youre mamma is so fat, when she plays hide and seek, the only way to find her is by following the trail of cheese dust.
More Fat Jokes About Your Mom!
Yo mama is so fat, she needs a road map to find her way around her body.
Your mom is so fat, when she sits on a dollar bill, she makes change.
Your mommas is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say “Here comes the sun!”
You mamma is so fat, when she takes a shower, the shower curtain sticks to her.
Your mother is so fat, when she goes to the movies, they have to turn on the “fat people” seatbelt.
Yo mama is so fat, when she runs, her shadow tries to catch up with her.
You momma is so fat, she needs a GPS to find her way to the kitchen.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walks down the street, people say “Earthquake!”
Yo mama is so fat, when she gets in the bathtub, the water level rises in the neighborhood.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
Your mommy is so fat, she has her own area code.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs a map to find her way out of her own house.
Your mommas is so fat, when she walks down the street, people say “There’s a landmark!”
Yo mamma is so fat, when she sits on the beach, she creates her own tide.
Youre mamma is so fat, when she plays hide and seek, she has to hide in sections.
Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the zoo, elephants start asking her for rides.
Tu madre is so fat, when she plays tennis, the ball bounces three times before it reaches the other side.
Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the amusement park, she has to buy two fun tickets.
Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, they ask her if she wants a table for one or a whole booth.
Your mommas is so fat, when she plays basketball, she has to dribble twice before she shoots.
More Classic “Your Mommas So Fat” Jokes
Youre mama is so fat, when she walks in front of the TV, I lose reception.
Yo mamma is so fat, she needs a remote control car to get around the block.
Your mommas is so fat, when she sits on a park bench, people start feeding her peanuts and breadcrumbs.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she walks down the street, cars slow down to take her picture.
You mommy is so fat, when she plays soccer, she’s the goalie and the ball at the same time.
Yo mamma is so fat, she needs extra airplane seats just for her belly.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she goes to the beach, she has her own tide table.
Your mother is so fat, when she walks down the street, she leaves an imprint in the concrete.
Your mom is so fat, when she plays hide and seek, she has to play by herself.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she sits on the couch, she needs a booster cushion to see over the back of it.
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