“Cheers to Mom! The original ride-sharing, bank-lending, life-coaching service.”
“Remember, it’s Mother’s Day. Not ‘Ask Mom to do more stuff’ day.”
“Happy Mother’s Day! Thanks for the genes and for teaching me how to properly wash jeans.”
“To the woman who really does have eyes in the back of her head. Happy Mother’s Day!”
“To the woman who I know is sick of me, but thankfully was forced to keep me. Happy Mother’s Day!”
“Happy Mother’s Day to someone who deserves a medal… or at least a day off.”
“Here’s to the woman who made me the sarcastic asshole I am today. Happy Mother’s Day!”
“Roses are red, violets are fine. I’ll do the dishes, you drink some wine. Happy Mother’s Day!”
“Happy Mother’s Day! Thanks for putting up with my shit (literally and figuratively).”
Cool Mother’s Day Quotes for Motorcycle Moms
“This Mother’s Day, let’s swap the brunch for the open road. Thanks for always steering me right, Mom.”
“Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who taught me that life is not about waiting for the storm to pass but learning to ride in the rain. You’re my rock and my roll model.”
“To the world’s coolest biker mom: Your love is the fuel that drives me every day. Happy Mother’s Day!”
“I’m the coolest kid at school because my mom rides a motorcycle.”
“Yeah, that’s my mom. Bet your lunch money she can out-ride your dad.”
“Getting picked up from school was never dull. Thanks mom and happy mother’s day!”
“Not all heroes wear capes; some ride motorcycles.”
“My mom is cooler than yours, bet.”
“Your mom is alright but my moms better. Why? My mom rides a motorcycle.”
“Most mums bake cookies, mine burns rubber.”
“Who needs a minivan when you’ve got horsepower?”
“Helmet hair, don’t care. That’s my mom!”
“Moms ride too… because sometimes ‘escape’ isn’t just a button on the keyboard.”
“Forget the broomstick; this witch rides a bike.”
“Riding through motherhood, one gear shift at a time.”
“I’m not speeding; I’m qualifying for ‘Mom of the Year.'”
Mother’s Day Sayings for When Your Mom is an Etsy Seller
“Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who crafts more than she cooks. May your sales be high and your postage light.”
“Here’s to the mom whose browser history is 99% Etsy. Happy Mother’s Day from your favorite ‘product’!”
“Happy Mother’s Day! Thanks for teaching me that ‘handmade’ is just another word for ‘made with too much love’… and possibly glue.”
“To the mom who knows her way around Etsy better than the kitchen: Your creativity feeds us in different ways. Happy Mother’s Day!”
“Happy Mother’s Day. May your day be as unique as your store’s inventory.”
“Here’s to the mom who talks more about Etsy reviews than anything else. Have a 5-star Mother’s Day!”
“Happy Mother’s Day! May your coffee be strong and your sells be many.”
“Because nothing says ‘I’m a mom’ like turning the living room into a shipping warehouse. Happy crafting!”
“Etsy Mom: Turning glitter, glue, and late nights into a ‘legitimate business.'”
“Who needs a 9 to 5 when you’ve got 24/7 crafting chaos? Keep calm and Etsy on.”
“Join us where ‘handmade’ meets ‘half asleep’ – Welcome to the Etsy mom club.”
“I’m a mom. I sell on Etsy. I might be covered in paint, but my sales are high.”
“I’m a mom, so I need late night glasses of wine. I sell on Etsy, Because wine doesn’t pay for itself.”
“Don’t talk to me about ‘aesthetic’, my mom is an Etsy seller. She taught me well.”
“Etsy Mom: Because who needs sleep when there’s seasonal decor to be made?”
“My hobbies include crafting, ignoring the mess, and pretending I know how to run an Etsy business.”
“Mom by day. Etsy seller by night.”
“To the mom who moonlights as an Etsy superstar: May your coffee be strong and your Wi-Fi stronger.”
