Why don’t volcanoes ever cheat at games? Because they know they’ll get caught red-handed!
What do you call a volcano that’s good at math? A geome-trick!
Why did the volcano apologize to the mountain? Because it lost its temper-a-ture!
What’s a volcano’s favorite instrument? The lava-lin!
Why are volcanoes so good at storytelling? Because they have explosive endings!
What did the volcano say to its valentine? “I lava you!”
Why did the volcano break up with the hill? It wanted someone more on its level.
What do you get when you cross a volcano and a snowman? A meltdown!
Why don’t volcanoes get cold? Because they have their own lava quilts!
What’s a volcano’s favorite workout? Eruption-ups!
How do you know if a volcano is friendly? It gives you a warm welcome!
Why did the volcano go to therapy? It had too much bottled-up magma!
What do volcanoes eat for dinner? Anything they want, as long as it’s heated up!
What’s a volcano’s favorite type of party? A blast!
Why was the volcano always calm? It knew how to vent its frustrations!
What did the little volcano say to its parent? “When I grow up, I want to be magma-nificent like you!”
Why don’t volcanoes like to lie? Because they can’t stand being called ash-faced!
What do you call a sleeping volcano? Dormant, until it decides to wake up and boom good morning!
How do volcanoes access the internet? They log on to the web using their hot-spots!
Why was the volcano considered popular? Because it was the life of the lava-ty!
Turn Up The Heat With Volcano Slogans
“I’m a blast to be around. Just ask Pompeii.”
“Volcanoes are so hot right now.”
“Keep calm and lava on.”
“Eruption expert – if you know, you blow.”
“I like my coffee like I like my volcanoes – erupting.”
“Magma cum laude in geology.”
“I speak fluent volcano: Pyroclastic, ash, and a hint of sulfur.”
“Sleeping volcanoes: Because even nature needs a nap.”
“Volcanoes: Nature’s way of saying ‘Keep off the grass.'”
“I didn’t choose the erupt life, the erupt life chose me.”
“This shirt is lava-proof…or is it?”
“Volcanoes: The earth’s way of letting off steam.”
“Ask me about my lava lamp collection.”
“I’m only explosive on the inside.”
“I heart volcanoes. They’re a real blast.”
“Sarcasm is my superpower. Volcanoes are my spirit animal.”
“Warning: Contents under pressure. Just like my favorite volcanoes.”
“I’m a dormant volcano – calm until you push my buttons.”
“Life’s short. Watch a volcano erupt.”
“Got magma? Because I’m ready to erupt.”
