Ever tried calling out a narcissist only to find yourself caught in a whirlwind of random words and baseless accusations? That’s called “word salad”—where every serious conversation turns into a chaotic mess of unrelated comments, leaving you dazed and confused. Narcs are pros at talking in circles, bringing up the same nonsense repeatedly, and throwing…
“Living with subversive friends be like… they compliment your outfit, then secretly start a group chat about how it looks like a dumpster dove in and threw up.” “You know you’re dealing with subversive family when they say ‘We’re just worried about you,’ but what they really mean is ‘We’re plotting behind your back because…
“Living with a narc be like… walking on eggshells so much, you’re practically in a permanent Easter egg hunt.” “Being with a narcissist is like living in a minefield—one wrong step, and boom! You’re the villain of the day.” “Living with a narc be like… ‘Did I breathe too loudly?’ you wonder, as he glares…
“Living with a narc be like… ‘I didn’t say that,’ he says, while the gaslight flickers in the background.” “Trying to have a rational conversation with a narcissist is like trying to nail Jell-O to a wall: slippery, messy, and ultimately pointless.” “Living with a narc be like… you catch him in a lie, and…
“You know, gaslighting is a wonderful way to keep your friends and family guessing whether they’re losing their mind or you’re just a master manipulator. It’s like a game of mental gymnastics, but with more bruises.” “Gaslighting: because who needs honesty and trust in a relationship when you can have confusion and self-doubt instead?” “Gaslighting…
“Missing you is like missing my phone charger – everything feels pointless and a little bit dark.” “I’m starting to think you secretly enjoy the power trip of making me miss you this much.” “It’s not that I miss you, it’s just that I’ve grown strangely fond of having someone to blame for all my…
Welcome to the carnival of chaos, where the main attraction is living with a narcissist! Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and behold the spectacle of emotional rollercoasters, mind-bending manipulation, and the never-ending quest for admiration! So there you have it, folks! Step right up and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate…
