Why don’t snails like fast food? Because they prefer to eat at a snail’s pace!
What did the snail say while riding on the turtle’s back? “Whee!”
Why did the snail paint an S on his car? So when he drove past people, they would say, “Look at that S-car go!”
What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor!
Why was the snail invited to the party? Because he knew how to shell-abrate!
What do you call a snail who loves to dance? A slow-mo dancer!
Why did the snail cross the road? To get to the slow side!
What game do little snails like to play? Hide and squeak!
How do snails keep their shells shiny? They use snail polish!
Why don’t snails ever start a fight? Because they don’t like to shell out!
What do you call a snail with no shell? Homeless, but faster!
Why did the snail buy a Tesla? Because he wanted a faster home!
What’s a snail’s favorite subject in school? Art, because they love to draw a slime!
Why was the snail a good detective? Because he always followed the slime!
What do snails say when they’re upset? “I’ve had it with these slow-moving people!”
What’s a snail’s favorite fast food? Escargot-to-go!
Why do snails hate winter? Because it’s sleet and snail!
How do snails get rid of their enemies? They slug them!
What do you call a snail who loves to sail? A snailboat captain!
Why did the snail avoid the salt factory? He didn’t want to risk his shell-f life!
Slogans for Snail Lovers
“Escargot Fast? Not in my world.”
“I follow the snail philosophy: Slow and steady wins the race… eventually.”
“Snail pace is my race pace.”
“Home is where the shell is. Yes, I’m that slow.”
“Slime is money, and I’m spending it all.”
“In a past life, I was a snail. Nothing’s changed.”
“I’m not slow; I’m just on snail time.”
“Let’s escargot! …But maybe after a nap.”
“Snails do it better: Eat, sleep, slime, repeat.”
“Too fast? Never heard of it.” – A snail probably
“Keep calm and slime on.”
“I brake for snails. And literally everything else.”
“Powered by snail slime.”
“Feeling sluggish today, like every day.”
“I’ve got a need for speed… said no snail ever.”
“Not all who wander are lost. Some are just snails.”
“Ask me about my snail pace.”
“Running late? Blame it on my inner snail.”
“Snail enthusiast: Because fast is overrated.”
“Live slow, die whenever. The snail motto.”
Funny Definition
Snail (sn?l) n.
- A small, slow-moving mollusk with a spiral shell, known for its leisurely pace and love of moisture. See also: living embodiment of patience and persistence.
- A creature admired by those who understand the fine art of taking one’s time, embodying the motto: “Hurry? Never heard of it.”
Adjective: snail-paced (sn?l p?st)
- Describing a speed so leisurely, it makes molasses in January look fast.
Slogan: Living at a snail’s pace and loving it. Why rush through life when you can glide?
