Ladies, if the man smells like fabric softener he is in a relationship.
My favorite sex position is being loved and treated like a priority.
I have a friend who only shaves when she plans on getting busy, because why peel a potato if you aren’t gonna mash it.
No matter how boring life gets… do not get married.
Song I’ve Been Singing the Wrong Lyrics To:
Deee-Lite – Groove Is in the Heart
Until right now, I thought she said “I couldn’t dance for another” I also thought she said “my succotash ways”
The correct lyrics are:
The chills that you spill up my back keep me filled
With satisfaction when we’re done
Satisfaction of what’s to come
I couldn’t ask for another
No, I couldn’t ask for another (You know that’s right)
Your groove I do deeply dig
No walls, only the bridge
My supper dish, my succotash wish (Sing it, baby)
I couldn’t ask for another (Uh huh, uh huh)
No, I couldn’t ask for another
Isn’t it funny how we can mishear lyrics and sing them confidently for years? What songs do you sing the wrong lyrics to? Share in the comments below!
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Interesting Random Facts That Most People Don’t Know
Whoa, check this out, dude! Did you know that octopuses have three hearts? Two pump blood to the gills, while the third pumps it to the rest of the body. And when an octopus swims, the heart that delivers blood to the body stops beating, which is why octopuses prefer to crawl rather than swim, swimming exhausts them. Isn’t that far out?
Another fun fact about our eight-legged friends. Each of their arms contains a mini-brain that helps them process information and make decisions. So, if an octopus loses an arm, it’s not just losing a limb but also a part of its nervous system. It’s like losing a part of their mind, man!
Did you know that honey never spoils? Archeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3000 years old and still perfectly edible! So, if you ever get lost in the desert, just remember to bring some honey with you.
Random Joke
Hey, you know what’s the best thing about learning to play the guitar when you’re high? (long pause) You don’t remember getting frustrated when you can’t hit the right chords! (giggles)
Random Quotes
“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama
“Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.” – Charles Addams
