I’m nacho average party animal, I’m ready to fiesta like there’s no mañana!
Don’t worry, taco your time getting here, the guacamole will be waiting!
It’s a specu-taco-lar day to celebrate with friends and family. ¡Ole!
Let’s get this fiesta started! I’m feeling salsa good right now.
Don’t be queso closed-minded, try something new on Cinco de Mayo!
Life throws you limes, make margaritas! And let the good times flow.
Let’s taco ’bout how excited I am for all the delicious food!
You’re burrito-ful of fun and I’m glad you’re here to celebrate with me.
Feeling a little guac-ward about my dance moves, but who cares? It’s Cinco de Mayo!
Don’t be shellfish, share those chips and salsa with your neighbors!
I’m avocado-ing this fiesta with a big smile and a margarita in hand.
It’s time to fiesta like it’s 1862! (Get it? Cinco de Mayo!)
Feeling a little piñata-d out after all the dancing, but it’s worth it!
I’m so stuffed from tacos, I can barely mariachi! (Okay, that might be a stretch…)
Don’t worry, be happy, and eat all the churros! They’re nacho average dessert.
Feeling a little siesta-fied after all the festivities, but it was a memorable Cinco de Mayo!
Let’s chip, chip, hooray for a fantastic celebration!
Remember, when life gives you tortillas, make tacos! (And nachos, and burritos…)
I’m so full, I can barely see straight. Guess you could say I’m guac-ed out!
Just had the most delicioso margarita. I think I’m in lime-light!
Let’s taco ’bout a party!
This party is nacho average fiesta.
Guac ‘n roll to the beat of Cinco de Mayo.
Let’s give ’em something to taco ’bout.
This fiesta is unbe-leaf-able, thanks to all the cilantro.
Holy guacamole, it’s Cinco de Mayo!
Time to hit the dance floor and salsa like no one’s watching.
Keep calm and taco on.
It’s Cinco de Mayo – Let’s get jalapeño business!
Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
Let’s not burrito around the bush, it’s party time!
Fiesta like there’s no mañana.
Margaritas are the lime-light of any Cinco de Mayo party.
This celebration is so amazing, it’s hard to keep my composure.
Are you ready to guac and roll?
Cinco de Mayo: When every queso begins with ‘cheese’.
Let’s avo-cuddle and watch some fireworks.
Shake your maracas, it’s fiesta o’clock.
It’s time to spice things up this Cinco de Mayo!
Cinco de Mayo: The only day we taco ’bout history.
Don’t be jalapeño feelings, join the fiesta!
Let’s make like a tortilla and wrap up this party!
Fiesta forever, work never.
Chip, chip hooray for Cinco de Mayo!
Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
This party’s so lit, even the piñatas want to hit it.
Let’s get festive and dress up like there’s no tamale.
Can’t siesta, it’s time to fiesta!
Let’s turn up the heat and dance like we’ve got two left feet!
It’s Cinco de Mayo – Time to be sombrero-ly excited!
Cinco de Mayo Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing? Because it saw the guacamole roll.
How does a cucumber become a cucumberita? It goes through a lot of tequila training!
Why did the lime go to the party? To add a little zest to the festivities.
What do you call a duck that loves tacos? A quacko taco.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other on Cinco de Mayo? They don’t have the guts.
What’s a computer’s favorite Cinco de Mayo snack? Microchips and salsa.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing for the Cinco de Mayo party.
How did the avocado feel after a day of Cinco de Mayo celebrations? Guacward.
What’s the best advice to give on Cinco de Mayo? Tequila may not solve your problems, but it’s worth a shot.
Why was the Cinco de Mayo party so emotional? Because the onions decided to give a speech.
What do you call a spicy yet scholarly pepper? Jalapeño face.
Why did the margarita go to therapy? It had too much inner salt.
What’s the most educated piece of corn called on Cinco de Mayo? A grad-u-corn.
Why did the Mexican chili pepper write a book? Because it had a lot of hot takes.
What’s a ghost’s favorite Cinco de Mayo dish? Boo-rritos.
Why did the sombrero refuse to participate in the party? It didn’t want to be tipped over.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog on Cinco de Mayo? Frosty the Nacho Man.
How do you keep your balance at a Cinco de Mayo party? Don’t tequila over.
Why was the beer never invited to Cinco de Mayo parties? It was always bottled up.
What do you call cheese that’s not yours on Cinco de Mayo? Nacho cheese!
How do you make a Cinco de Mayo party float? Add two scoops of fiesta and one scoop of floatilla.
Why did the bean quit the party early? It was refried.
What’s the best way to watch a Cinco de Mayo parade? With your eyes-alsa.
Why do chickens start bands on Cinco de Mayo? Because they have the drumsticks for it.
What did the corn say to the salsa? “You make me feel so kernel.”
Why did the tequila go to jail on Cinco de Mayo? For agave robbery.
What’s a frog’s favorite Cinco de Mayo drink? Croak-a-Cola.
Why was the book of tortilla recipes so popular? Because it had a great plot twist at the end.
Why do we never tell secrets on Cinco de Mayo? Because taco ’bout it is too tempting.
How did the Cinco de Mayo party get into trouble? It was two margaritas past the limit.
