“Winning big? Fuhgeddaboudit! The house always collects its ‘protection fee.'”
“Our slot machines don’t pay out—unless you want a visit from the ‘accountant.’”
“Roulette: where the wheel spins and so does your luck, right down the drain.”
“Playing blackjack here? Better make sure your ‘family’ is on good terms with ours.”
“At our casino, the poker face isn’t just a skill, it’s a survival tactic.”
“Want to beat the house? You might just beat a hasty retreat instead.”
“The craps table: where rolling snake eyes means a ‘friendly’ reminder from Tony.”
“In our casino, the only thing more stacked than the deck is the list of favors you owe.”
“Feeling lucky? Don’t worry, Vinny will fix that real quick.”
“Baccarat: where the odds are almost as unpredictable as the boss’s mood.”
This casino’s so rigged, you might get whacked for winning.
Don’t bet more than you can afford, unless you want to sleep with the fishes.
Our drinks are so stiff, they’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse.
Feeling lucky? You might just need a little protection money.
We have a high roller program, but it comes with a concrete reputation.
Our blackjack dealer? He’s got a real knack for shuffling the deck.
Slots are hot here, but so are the tempers if you lose too much.
Don’t worry, our security is capo-ble of handling any situation.
This roulette wheel is rigged… but only in your favor. We wouldn’t want you to wise up.
Craps? More like guaranteed wins! Just don’t tell the house.
Feeling lucky? You should be, because losing here is a sleep with the fishes kind of situation.
Our blackjack tables are the hottest in town. Just make sure you don’t split aces in front of the wrong guy.
Complimentary drinks? You bet! Just don’t forget your tip… or else.
We offer “protection” for all our high rollers. You might say it’s an offer you can’t refuse.
Looking for a quick getaway? Our slots are the fastest way to lose… er, win a brand new car!
Feeling dicey about your chances? Relax, our casino is run by the most stand-up guys in Vegas.
