Remember, this is all coming from a place of love. Tennessee’s a wild state with a heart of gold, and if you can’t laugh at yourself, well then, bless your heart. Deep-Fried Fun That is Tennessee! I went hiking in the Great Smoky Mountains, but I couldn’t find any bears. I guess they were all…
Why did the enemy team underestimate Teemo? They thought he was small fry. Why did the jungler refuse to gank for Draven? He said, “I don’t axe you for help.” What do you call a missing Warwick? A were-wolf! How does Leona like her coffee? With a Lux of sugar. Why is Twisted Fate an…
Why did Putin go to school? To take it over”. Why doesn’t Putin get cold? Because he’s always Russian around. What’s Putin’s favorite food? Russian Roulette. Why did Putin go to space? To establish the first “dictator-ship” in orbit. How does Putin like his opponents? Well-beaten. Why doesn’t Putin lose in chess? Because he always…
I Excel at spreadsheets, formulas, and bad puns. Are we just going to let this issue Cell over our heads? I tried to organize a professional hide and seek tournament, but it was a complete spreadsheet. I’m really good at Excel, but my friends say I should Spreadsheet out. I’d tell you an Excel joke,…
Here are some conversation starters for Gen Z. Remember, these folks practically speak a whole new dialect, so a little effort goes a long way. Deciphering the Lingo: Let’s face it, us oldies aren’t exactly fluent in “Yeet” or “Bussin’”. So, ask them to explain their favorite Gen Z slang term. You might be surprised…
Feeling pawsitively Irish today! Happy St. Catrick’s Day! May your day be purrfectly lucky! Have a meowgical St. Paddy’s! Whisker me away to Ireland! Purrhaps a bit o’ luck will come our way! Feline lucky on St. Patrick’s Day! Time for a catnip shamrock shake! Irish you a pawsome day! Let’s get shamrocked and roll!…
“Missing you is like missing my phone charger – everything feels pointless and a little bit dark.” “I’m starting to think you secretly enjoy the power trip of making me miss you this much.” “It’s not that I miss you, it’s just that I’ve grown strangely fond of having someone to blame for all my…
Welcome to your 40s where your back goes out more than you do! Congrats on turning 40! It’s like being 20 only now you have another decade of experience and a little less hair. It’s your 40th birthday.. Congratulations you’re becoming a classic! You’re now 40 and that’s way better than 18 because you’ve got…
Why did the pirate fail his navigation exam? He couldn’t find the starboard side! What’s a pirate’s favorite type of music? Rum & Bass, of course! How did the pirate get his parrot to stay quiet? He gave him the cold shoulder! What do you call a pirate who loves maps? A chart-topper! (Bonus points…
Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the digital arena where intellect meets wit in a battle of bytes and brilliance. Tonight, we present a showdown unlike any other, where the titans of artificial intelligence step out from the realms of research labs and into the spotlight of judgment and jest. So, dear audience, as we stand…
