Why don’t monkeys use pocket watches? Because they believe in “ape-solute” timing! What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips? A chipmunk! Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal! What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom! Why did the monkey get lost in the jungle?…
Why don’t turtles like to chat? Because they prefer to shell-ter their thoughts! What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine? A slowpoke! What kind of photos do turtles take? Shellfies! Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station! What do you call a turtle who’s…
What do you call an owl dressed in armor? Knight Owl. Why did the owl join Tinder? He didn’t want to be owl by himself. What’s an owl’s favorite type of math? Owlgebra. Why do owls always get invited to bird parties? Because they’re a hoot! What do you call an owl that does magic…
Yo, peeps! Ready to break the ice like you’re sliding into the coolest convo of your life? We’re here to amp up the fun with some lit questions that are anything but basic. Forget the “what’s your favorite color?” snooze fest. We’re diving deep with stuff that’ll get everyone talking, laughing, and vibing in no…
Hey, rizz queens! Ready to flip the script on flirting? Say “bye-bye” to those snooze-fest pickup lines and “hello” to our epic collection of rizz lines made just for you. This is where sass meets class and humor is your best accessory. But hey, here’s the scoop: it’s all about having a blast and keeping…
You’ve got to be squidding me right now. Well, this is a fine kettle of…sea creatures. I’m feeling a bit under the gill today. You think you’re a big kahuna, huh? Let’s not open that can of worms. I’m just here to make a splash. Oh, for the hake of it! That’s a load of…
Sure, I’ve got a joke for you! Why is it pointless for orphans play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re never truly wanted! ??? Why was the orphan and the blind kid best friends? Because neither can see their parents. Why did the orphan hate puzzles? Because they suck at finding pieces…
Your mom is so behind on VR, she put on 3D glasses to play Candy Crush. Yo mama’s so old, she sends snapchats with hieroglyphics. Your mom’s so obsessed with Instagram, she thinks real life has filters. Yo mama’s so clueless about tech, she tried to swipe left on a microwave. Yo mama’s so obsessed…
I see, you’re in the mood for some potato humor! A Few Potato Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone Why did the potato make a great detective? Because he always kept his eyes peeled! What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato! Why don’t potatoes get into fights? Because they are not peeling…
Ford jokes often revolve around friendly jabs at the automotive brand’s reliability, performance, or the rivalry with other car brands like Chevrolet or Dodge. Here are a few for a good laugh. The Ford Jokes I Remember Growing Up Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road Dead Fast Only Rolling Downhill Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven…
