Why don’t turtles like to chat?
Because they prefer to shell-ter their thoughts!
What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?
A slowpoke!
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shellfies!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station!
What do you call a turtle who’s a spy?
A shell-in!
Why are turtles such great musicians?
Because they have a good beat and they can shell out the tunes!
What’s a turtle’s favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones!
Why was the turtle invited to the party?
Because he was a fun-guy (fungi) with a lot of turtle-tude!
Why don’t turtles like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Jokes About Sea Turtles
What do you call a sea turtle that flies? A shell-icopter!
Why don’t sea turtles like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
What’s a sea turtle’s favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
How do turtles communicate with each other? With shell phones!
Why did the turtle cross the ocean? To get to the other tide!
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine? A slowpoke!
Why did the turtle go to the party? Because it was a shell-abration!
What’s a turtle’s least favorite weather? Hail, because it’s shell-shocking!
Why was the turtle always getting lost? Because he couldn’t follow the directions shell by shell!
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography? A snapping turtle!
Why do turtles never forget? Because they have turtle recall!
What kind of photos do turtles take? Shellfies!
Why did the turtle refuse to fight? It didn’t want to come out of its shell!
What do turtles use to communicate long distance? Shell-ular phones!
Why did the turtle break up with his girlfriend? He wanted to see other shells!
How do turtles cheer for their favorite sports team? They shell out support!
What’s a turtle’s favorite dance? The shell-shake!
Why did the sea turtle join the orchestra? Because it had a great shell-o sound!
What do you call an adventurous turtle? An explorer-turtle!
Why don’t turtles like to play poker in the ocean? Because they’re afraid of the shark!
