Why did the pencil get arrested? For drawing inappropriate pictures!
Why did the pencil go to the party? Because it wanted to be the leading guest!
How does a pencil mark its territory? By drawing a line in the sand!
Why was the pencil always making inappropriate jokes? It couldn’t help but graphite the mood!
How did the pencil fulfill its lifelong dream? It became a write of passage!
Why did the pencil blush? Because it was caught with its lead out!
Why did the pencil break up with its eraser? It realized it couldn’t make any mistakes without its permission!
I told my pencil to break a leg, and it just snapped!
Pencils always draw the best conclusions.
Pencil jokes are just write for any occasion.
Why did the pencil cross the road? To draw attention!
A dull pencil is just pointless.
Pencils sure know how to make their point.
Pencils are so sharp, they always draw a crowd.
My pencil has a lead role in my stationary collection.
Pencils never get in trouble; they just get erasered.
Pencils are great at sketching out ideas.
Did you hear about the pencil who became a comedian? He had a lot of sketchy jokes.
Pencils always make marks, even in history.
What’s a pencil’s favorite place to visit? Pennsylvania!
Why do pencils never get lost? They always draw a map.
Pencils are always up to some scribble.
I can’t draw without my pencil; it’s my main point of contact.
Pencils make great detectives; they’re always drawing conclusions.
You can’t erase the fact that pencils are essential.
Pencils are always on point, even when they’re dull.
A pencil’s favorite music? Anything with a good beat!
Why did the pencil visit the therapist? Because it had a hard lead to follow!
What do you call a pencil in a compromising position? A graphite scandal!
Why did the pencil get kicked out of the party? For making unwanted marks on everyone!
