“Golf is a good walk spoiled.” – Mark Twain
“I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s game: It’s called an eraser.” – Arnold Palmer
“The only sure rule in golf is – he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.” – Mickey Mantle
“Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore,’ shoot six, and write down five.” – Paul Harvey
“The most important shot in golf is the next one.” – Ben Hogan
“If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.” – Jack Lemmon
“I’m hitting the woods just great, but I’m having a terrible time getting out of them.” – Harry Tofcano
“The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.” – Phyllis Diller
“Golf: The harder you try to hit the ball, the worse you hit it.” – Unknown
“I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.” – Gerald Ford
Sarcastic Golf Puns
- “Golf is the perfect way to ruin a good nap.”
- “Golf: the art of turning a perfectly good walk into an exercise in frustration.”
- “My favorite golf partner? Definitely the one with the highest handicap. Makes me look like a pro!”
- “Why do golfers bring two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one!”
- “Golf: where ‘fore’ means ‘duck and cover.'”
- “Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players lie well.”
- “I’m not saying my golf game is bad, but if it were a fish, I’d throw it back.”
- “If you find yourself on a golf course during a thunderstorm, just hold up a one-iron. Not even God can hit a one-iron.”
- “Golf: the only sport where you can drink beer and call it a game plan.”
- “Why do golfers hate cake? Because they might get a slice.”
Slogans for People Who Love Golf
“Golf: Where Every Shot is a Story”
“Life’s a Game, Golf is Serious”
“Eat. Sleep. Golf. Repeat.”
“Born to Golf, Forced to Work”
“Golf: The Perfect Swing Solution”
“Swing Hard, Live Easy”
“In Golf We Trust”
“Tee Time is the Best Time”
“Golf: Because Adulting is Hard”
“Keep Calm and Play Golf”
“Golf: My Happy Place”
“Play the Course, Own the Green”
“Fairways and Dreams”
“Chasing Birdies, One Hole at a Time”
“Golf: The Only Place Where ‘Under Par’ is a Good Thing”
