“You’re such a twist in my plans, just like a pretzel.” “Pretzel logic: the art of tying things up in salty knots.” “Feeling twisted? Must be all those pretzels in your life.” “You must be a pretzel because you’re salty and hard to handle.” “Twist and shout! It’s pretzel time.” “Life’s too short for straight…
“Lettuce be honest, you’re just a loaf trying to make it in a gluten-free world.” “Oh, you think you’re hot stuff? More like lukewarm ham.” “You call that a sandwich? Even bread is embarrassed to be seen with you.” “Nice to meat you, but let’s be frank—you’re full of bologna.” “That’s one way to cut…
Why did the avocado stop arguing with its partner? Because it realized it was in a guac-ward situation. What did the avocado say to the tortilla chip? “You complete me.” How do you make an avocado shake? You put it in the freezer until it shivers. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw…
