Why did the bacteria fail the math test? Because it couldn’t multiply in the right medium. What do you call a bacteria party? A culture fest. Why are viruses bad at relationships? Because they’re always breaking up cells. How do bacteria communicate? They use cell phones, of course! Why was the microscope feeling depressed? It…
“Sorry, I can’t help but take your blood. It’s just my vein priority.” “Don’t worry, I’ll be gentle. I’ve got a sharp sense of humor… and needles.” “You’re in luck! My blood-sucking skills are top-notch. Just kidding… or am I?” “Relax, I promise not to go for the jugular… unless you’re being particularly difficult.” “Blood,…
Why did the gallbladder go to the party? Because it heard there was going to be lots of bile! What did the gallbladder say to the stomach? “Stop your bellyaching, I’ve got my own problems!” Why did the gallbladder break up with the liver? It found their relationship too toxic. How does a gallbladder flirt?…
Funny Definition of a Veterinarian Veterinarian [vet-er-uh-nair-ee-uhn] noun “Not all heroes wear capes. Some just hold leashes.” Silly Jokes for the Vet Why did the vet go into surgery? To make a little animal better, of course, but he came out saying it was a “pet project.” Why do veterinarians make terrible comedians? Because they…
Why don’t volcanoes ever cheat at games? Because they know they’ll get caught red-handed! What do you call a volcano that’s good at math? A geome-trick! Why did the volcano apologize to the mountain? Because it lost its temper-a-ture! What’s a volcano’s favorite instrument? The lava-lin! Why are volcanoes so good at storytelling? Because they…
