Youre mama is so fat, when she wears yellow, people say “Hi, school bus!” Youre mama is so fat, when she walks down the street, people say “Look, the Leaning Tower of Pisa!” Yo mamma is so fat, when she sits on the beach, she’s a total eclipse. Yo mamma is so fat, when she…
“Turning 69 is fine wine – it just gets better with age!” “Happy 69th birthday! Don’t worry, you’re not getting older, just more distinguished!” “69 and feeling divine! Enjoy your birthday with a glass of wine!” “You’re 69! Time to start acting your age… or at least your shoe size!” “Congratulations on turning 69! You’re…
“Cheers to Mom! The original ride-sharing, bank-lending, life-coaching service.” “Remember, it’s Mother’s Day. Not ‘Ask Mom to do more stuff’ day.” “Happy Mother’s Day! Thanks for the genes and for teaching me how to properly wash jeans.” “To the woman who really does have eyes in the back of her head. Happy Mother’s Day!” “To…
