“Winning big? Fuhgeddaboudit! The house always collects its ‘protection fee.’” “Our slot machines don’t pay out—unless you want a visit from the ‘accountant.’” “Roulette: where the wheel spins and so does your luck, right down the drain.” “Playing blackjack here? Better make sure your ‘family’ is on good terms with ours.” “At our casino, the…
Two thugs walk into a restaurant. One says, “Hey, wise guy! Where’s the penne?” The other one looks around and whispers, “Forget about the penne, where’s the forke?” A rival family boss complains to Don Corleone, “Your goons keep leaving empty fusilli boxes in front of my store!” The Don calmly replies, “Consider it a…
Meet the Mobsters: The Faces Behind Easter’s Biggest Operation Vinny “The Claw” Veloci Role: The Smooth OperatorVinny is known for his sharp style and even sharper business tactics. As the ringleader of the Egg-llicit Operations, he’s got a hand in every Easter egg basket in town. This velociraptor with a penchant for pastel suits is…
