E. Bunny, once a symbol of springtime cheer, now sat slumped at the bar, nursing a lukewarm carrot mimosa. His once fluffy white fur was matted and dull, his pink nose tinged red from budget gin. The Easter hustle, once a lucrative gig, had become a brutal less than minimum wage affair. “Another round, mate?”…
Meet the Mobsters: The Faces Behind Easter’s Biggest Operation Vinny “The Claw” Veloci Role: The Smooth OperatorVinny is known for his sharp style and even sharper business tactics. As the ringleader of the Egg-llicit Operations, he’s got a hand in every Easter egg basket in town. This velociraptor with a penchant for pastel suits is…
“Have a purr-fect Easter!” “Egg-cited to hunt for those catnip eggs!” “You’ve got to be kitten me, more chocolate eggs?” “Hoppy Easter from your favorite fur-ball!” “This Easter, I’m dyeing… my fur with safe, washable color, of course!” “I’m not a bunny, I’m a whisker warrior on a hunt for treats!” “Easter: A tail of…
