Hey, rizz queens! Ready to flip the script on flirting? Say “bye-bye” to those snooze-fest pickup lines and “hello” to our epic collection of rizz lines made just for you. This is where sass meets class and humor is your best accessory.
But hey, here’s the scoop: it’s all about having a blast and keeping the vibes positive. We’re here to make them pause, smile, and think, “Wow, she’s different.”
Funny Rizz Comebacks to Spark Up Playful Banter
“Wow, did you get your flirting tips from a cereal box? Because that line was magically NOT delicious.”
“Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for, except the originality.”
“I’d love to see you at your best someday. Today’s just a practice round, right?”
“Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you’re a snack that nobody has the change for.”
“Are you a time traveler? Because that pick-up line feels like it came straight from the 90s.”
“Keep talking; I always yawn when I’m interested.”
“You must be a keyboard, because you’re just my type. Just kidding, I prefer touch screen.”
“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your attempts to impress me.”
“Is this the part where I pretend your pick-up line worked and we live happily ever after in awkward silence?”
“If charm were a crime, you’d be law-abiding.”
How to Respond to Rizz Texts From Boys
“Checking your flirting skills… Error 404: Charm not found ?”
“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber… Just kidding, more like awkward potato ??”
“I’m not a photographer, but I can totally picture us… in separate rooms ????”
“Roses are red, violets are blue, I expected something sweet, and then there was you ??”
“Is it hot in here or is it just your pickup lines burning out? ??”
“You must be a magician, because whenever you try to flirt, everyone suddenly disappears ??”
“Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me… in an alternate universe ???”
“You’re like a software update. Whenever I see you, I think, ‘Not now.’ ??”
“Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest… Just kidding, you’re more like a missed payment ??”
“If flirting was a sport, you’d be playing solitaire. ???”
