Howl you doing today? That idea is paws-itively genius! You’re howlarious! I’m feeling a bit ruff today. Let’s take a walk on the wild side. I’m furr-real about this. Don’t wolf down your food too fast! I heard the party was a howling success. You’re howling at the moon with that one! Time to unleash…
“Sorry, I can’t help but take your blood. It’s just my vein priority.” “Don’t worry, I’ll be gentle. I’ve got a sharp sense of humor… and needles.” “You’re in luck! My blood-sucking skills are top-notch. Just kidding… or am I?” “Relax, I promise not to go for the jugular… unless you’re being particularly difficult.” “Blood,…
“Is that a cucumber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” “I hear cucumbers are great for… refreshing experiences.” “Why settle for a pickle when you can have the whole cucumber?” “Some say cucumbers are best enjoyed… au naturel.” “A cucumber a day keeps the thirst at bay, if you know…
“Lettuce be honest, you’re just a loaf trying to make it in a gluten-free world.” “Oh, you think you’re hot stuff? More like lukewarm ham.” “You call that a sandwich? Even bread is embarrassed to be seen with you.” “Nice to meat you, but let’s be frank—you’re full of bologna.” “That’s one way to cut…
Why did the gorilla refuse to play cards? He thought the stakes were too bananas. What do you call a gorilla with a Ph.D.? A primate scholar who still can’t figure out why humans make everything so complicated. How does a gorilla make coffee? With a lot of ap-peal. Why don’t gorillas use social media?…
“I’m not saying my ex was a tornado, but every time they showed up, things got pretty twisted.” “You call it a tornado; I call it a high-speed redecorator.” “Did you hear about the tornado that went to prom? It was the talk of the town for weeks!” “What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister, obviously.”…
“Happy Father’s Day! I guess you taught me one thing: how to be a great escape artist!” “Cheers to you, Dad! Here’s to hoping your beer is as cold as your heart!” “Happy Father’s Day! You always knew how to leave a lasting impression… just like your absence.” “Hope your Father’s Day is filled with…
Las Vegas: City of Lights, dazzling casinos, and…Flamingo Rd.? While the Strip boasts glitz and glamour, Flamingo Rd. offers a more, ahem, “flamboyant” kind of excitement. Why did the showgirl cross Flamingo Rd.? To get to the … slightly less glamorous side. What do you call a high roller on Flamingo Rd.? Mistaken. What’s the…
“You know, gaslighting is a wonderful way to keep your friends and family guessing whether they’re losing their mind or you’re just a master manipulator. It’s like a game of mental gymnastics, but with more bruises.” “Gaslighting: because who needs honesty and trust in a relationship when you can have confusion and self-doubt instead?” “Gaslighting…
Welcome to a post dialling up some classic telephone jokes sure to tickle your funny bone. Whether you remember rotary phones or the latest smartphones, these jokes are timeless. Dial Up Some Laughs Modern Phone Mishaps: Funny Telephone Jokes “Why did the smartphone break up with the landline? It just couldn’t handle the cord-less commitment.”…
