“Dad, you’re a real MVP – Most Valuable Parent!” “You’re a home run of a dad!” “You’re always on the ball, Dad!” “Thanks for being my biggest cheerleader, Dad!” “You’re a slam dunk of a dad!” “Dad, you’re a touchdown in my life!” “You’re a hole-in-one dad!” “Thanks for always going the extra mile, Dad!”…
“Dad, you’re the Wi-Fi to my heart!” “Thanks for always debugging my problems, Dad!” “You’re our family’s mainframe, Dad!” “Dad, you’re the tech support of my life!” “You’re the real motherboard, Dad!” “Dad, you always know the right code!” “Thanks for keeping our family up to date, Dad!” “You’re the ultimate data dad!” “Dad, you’re…
“Dad, you’re a level 99 parent!” “Thanks for always hitting the high score, Dad!” “You’re the ultimate boss battle, Dad!” “Dad, you’re our player one!” “You’re always in control, Dad!” “Dad, you’re the cheat code to happiness!” “Fatherhood: The ultimate multiplayer game.” “Game on, Dad, you’re a legend!” “Dad, you’re epic loot!” “Thanks for always…
“Dad, you’re a real fixer-upper!” “Thanks for nailing it, Dad!” “You’re a tool belt full of love, Dad!” “You always screw in the best advice, Dad!” “You’re the master of all trades, Dad!” “You’re un-bolt-ievably great, Dad!” “Hammering out love, one project at a time.” “Thanks for always measuring up, Dad!” “You’re the wrench that…
Dad, you’re wheelie great! Hope your Father’s Day is exhaust-ingly awesome! You’re the king of the road, Dad! Dad, you’re a clutch performer! Have a hog-wild Father’s Day! You’re the real MVP – Most Valuable Pedaler! You’re the gear that keeps our family going! No one can handle the ride of fatherhood like you do!…
My brother and I are like a super-efficient team. I mess up, and he takes all the credit for fixing it. They say brothers are like best friends. Mine must be an undercover agent then, because he’s always spying on my stuff. My brother is like a computer. He goes to sleep if you ignore…
“Happy Father’s Day! I guess you taught me one thing: how to be a great escape artist!” “Cheers to you, Dad! Here’s to hoping your beer is as cold as your heart!” “Happy Father’s Day! You always knew how to leave a lasting impression… just like your absence.” “Hope your Father’s Day is filled with…
When she’s mad and stomping around, you know she’s really “flaring up.” If she’s angry after dinner, does that mean she’s having a “meltdown” for dessert? When she loses a game, is it called “throwing a pouty”? An angry little girl doesn’t need a microphone, she is the microphone!” Going to bed without a bed…
