Snake in the Grass: Why is a narcissist like a snake in the grass? Because you never see them coming until they’re hissing complaints and self-praise right in your ear. Slithering Conversations: Why did the snake stop listening? Because it thought “hiss” own stories were more interesting. The Mirror: Why did the snake buy a…
Why don’t monkeys use pocket watches? Because they believe in “ape-solute” timing! What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips? A chipmunk! Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal! What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom! Why did the monkey get lost in the jungle?…
Why don’t turtles like to chat? Because they prefer to shell-ter their thoughts! What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine? A slowpoke! What kind of photos do turtles take? Shellfies! Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station! What do you call a turtle who’s…
What do you call an owl dressed in armor? Knight Owl. Why did the owl join Tinder? He didn’t want to be owl by himself. What’s an owl’s favorite type of math? Owlgebra. Why do owls always get invited to bird parties? Because they’re a hoot! What do you call an owl that does magic…
You’ve got to be squidding me right now. Well, this is a fine kettle of…sea creatures. I’m feeling a bit under the gill today. You think you’re a big kahuna, huh? Let’s not open that can of worms. I’m just here to make a splash. Oh, for the hake of it! That’s a load of…
