“Dad, you’re a real MVP – Most Valuable Parent!” “You’re a home run of a dad!” “You’re always on the ball, Dad!” “Thanks for being my biggest cheerleader, Dad!” “You’re a slam dunk of a dad!” “Dad, you’re a touchdown in my life!” “You’re a hole-in-one dad!” “Thanks for always going the extra mile, Dad!”…
“Dad, you’re the Wi-Fi to my heart!” “Thanks for always debugging my problems, Dad!” “You’re our family’s mainframe, Dad!” “Dad, you’re the tech support of my life!” “You’re the real motherboard, Dad!” “Dad, you always know the right code!” “Thanks for keeping our family up to date, Dad!” “You’re the ultimate data dad!” “Dad, you’re…
“Dad, you’re a level 99 parent!” “Thanks for always hitting the high score, Dad!” “You’re the ultimate boss battle, Dad!” “Dad, you’re our player one!” “You’re always in control, Dad!” “Dad, you’re the cheat code to happiness!” “Fatherhood: The ultimate multiplayer game.” “Game on, Dad, you’re a legend!” “Dad, you’re epic loot!” “Thanks for always…
“Dad, you’re a real fixer-upper!” “Thanks for nailing it, Dad!” “You’re a tool belt full of love, Dad!” “You always screw in the best advice, Dad!” “You’re the master of all trades, Dad!” “You’re un-bolt-ievably great, Dad!” “Hammering out love, one project at a time.” “Thanks for always measuring up, Dad!” “You’re the wrench that…
Dad, you’re wheelie great! Hope your Father’s Day is exhaust-ingly awesome! You’re the king of the road, Dad! Dad, you’re a clutch performer! Have a hog-wild Father’s Day! You’re the real MVP – Most Valuable Pedaler! You’re the gear that keeps our family going! No one can handle the ride of fatherhood like you do!…
Why do cricket players never get lost? Because they always follow the right ‘wicket’! Why did the cricket team go to the bank? To get their “bail” out! Why did the batsman bring a ladder to the game? He heard the pitches were high! How does a cricket player stay cool during a match? He…
Why did Adam and Eve never have to pay rent? Because they lived in a “paradise” without landlords! Why was Adam the happiest man in the world? He had no in-laws! Why didn’t Eve ever argue with Adam? She didn’t want to start a fight with someone who literally named all the animals! What was…
Why don’t koalas count as bears?Because they don’t have the right koalifications. How do you know if a kangaroo has been in your fridge?The beer is gone and there’s a note saying, “Cheers, mate!” Why did the Aussie go to the seafood disco?He pulled a mussel! Why did the emu cross the road?To prove to…
Wash Your Hands An Army guy and a Marine are standing at the urinals. After taking a piss, the Marine walks over to wash his hands. When the Army guy is done taking a piss, he walks straight for the door. The Marine says” one of the basic things they teach in the Marines is…
“Winning big? Fuhgeddaboudit! The house always collects its ‘protection fee.’” “Our slot machines don’t pay out—unless you want a visit from the ‘accountant.’” “Roulette: where the wheel spins and so does your luck, right down the drain.” “Playing blackjack here? Better make sure your ‘family’ is on good terms with ours.” “At our casino, the…
