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Why did the cow go to space? To see the moooon! What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moo-sician. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! What did the cow say to the calf at bedtime? It’s pasture bedtime. How does a cow stay up to date with…

Why don’t alpacas ever get lost? Because they always keep up with the herd GPS! What do you call an alpaca with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want, it can’t hear you! Why did the alpaca go to therapy? It had too much baggage to llama around! What do you call an alpaca…