Wild Seal 1: Arctic Accent “Oi, you think lounging in a tank is a tough life? Try dodging polar bears for a day! Betcha those cushy aquarium seals wouldn’t last a minute out here in the real world.” Wild Seal 2: British Accent “Blimey, those zoo seals have it so rough, don’t they? Swimming in…
Why did the dolphin bring a towel? It wanted to avoid getting too wet behind the ears! Dolphins always make great friends because they are so fin-tastic. What do dolphins use to get their hair done? A blow hole-dryer! How do dolphins decide who gets to go first? They flip a coin! Did you hear…
Why did the pirate fail his navigation exam? He couldn’t find the starboard side! What’s a pirate’s favorite type of music? Rum & Bass, of course! How did the pirate get his parrot to stay quiet? He gave him the cold shoulder! What do you call a pirate who loves maps? A chart-topper! (Bonus points…
You make my heart go “Aaarrrggggh!” for more. Happy Valentine’s Day! You’re the treasure I’ve been searchin’ for all me life. Be mine? My love for you is shore-less. Anchors aweigh! You’re the parrot to my pirate ship, always by me side. Avast, ye matey! I’m hooked on you, like a mermaid on a shiny doubloon. Be my Valentine? You’re the rum to…
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. Why don’t we ever see water get into a fight? Because it keeps it’s feelings all bottled up. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved. Why is water the most educated drink? Because it’s been around the…
