When she’s mad and stomping around, you know she’s really “flaring up.” If she’s angry after dinner, does that mean she’s having a “meltdown” for dessert? When she loses a game, is it called “throwing a pouty”? An angry little girl doesn’t need a microphone, she is the microphone!” Going to bed without a bed…
You make my heart go “Aaarrrggggh!” for more. Happy Valentine’s Day! You’re the treasure I’ve been searchin’ for all me life. Be mine? My love for you is shore-less. Anchors aweigh! You’re the parrot to my pirate ship, always by me side. Avast, ye matey! I’m hooked on you, like a mermaid on a shiny doubloon. Be my Valentine? You’re the rum to…
“So, I decided to organize my herbs after smoking some weed. You could say I was… sorting out my life priorities. One puff at a time!” “I made a weed-infused cake last week. I called it my ‘bake-it-easy’ project. The only problem? I forgot where I put it. Guess it’s true what they say: a…
Welcome to the carnival of chaos, where the main attraction is living with a narcissist! Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and behold the spectacle of emotional rollercoasters, mind-bending manipulation, and the never-ending quest for admiration! So there you have it, folks! Step right up and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate…
Sure, I’ve got a joke for you! Why is it pointless for orphans play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re never truly wanted! ??? Why was the orphan and the blind kid best friends? Because neither can see their parents. Why did the orphan hate puzzles? Because they suck at finding pieces…
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