Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice! What do you call a sad grape? A blueberry. Why are grapes never lonely? Because they come in bunches! What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. Why…
Why did the lettuce close its eyes? Because it saw the salad dressing! What do you call a sad lettuce? A “blue cheese” salad. Why did the lettuce win the race? Because it was a-head! How do you make a lettuce laugh? Tickle its ribs! Why don’t lettuces ever start fights? Because they’re too green….
Why did the avocado stop arguing with its partner? Because it realized it was in a guac-ward situation. What did the avocado say to the tortilla chip? “You complete me.” How do you make an avocado shake? You put it in the freezer until it shivers. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw…
I see, you’re in the mood for some potato humor! A Few Potato Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone Why did the potato make a great detective? Because he always kept his eyes peeled! What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato! Why don’t potatoes get into fights? Because they are not peeling…
In the world of In-N-Out the burgers are hot, the lines are long, and the people you meet sometimes are straight out of a comedy flick. Every time we go there we end up with a story worth telling. Here’s a few I just had to share about the classic In-N-Out experience. A Love Affair…
People will never boycott Pizza Hut because they can’t resist the temptation of a stuffed crust. It’s like trying to ignore a friend’s text message – impossible! No one will boycott Pizza Hut because it’s the only place where “extra cheese” is considered a basic human right. I just got hired at Pizza Hut and…
True Story: My first job was at KFC. I hated that job. I felt like a joke. I once watched the manager drop 90 pieces of chicken on that filthy floor, drop it back into the fryer for 1 min and then served it to customers. I finally had enough when I was leaving one…
Friends, I need your attention on a serious issue affecting our community. It’s about marshmallows. While they may seem harmless, the reality is far different. These seemingly innocent treats have a darker side, leading many down a path they never expected. Today, we address the hidden risks of marshmallow addiction head-on. It’s a silent challenge…
Welcome to the world of oats! Get ready for some oat-standing humor that’s guaranteed to make you smile. Here’s Some Oat-so-silly Oatmeal Jokes Why was the oatmeal so good at school? Because it was a “cereal” student! What do you call an adventurous oatmeal? “Oats” of this world! Why did the oatmeal go to the…
I don’t think the eggs will mind. It’s more about making sure the jokes are enjoyable for everyone. But, let’s be honest, I haven’t heard any complaints from the eggs yet! ? Here’s Some Deviled Egg Jokes for You Why don’t deviled eggs ever start a fight? Because they’re too chicken! How do deviled eggs…
